I've never seen this chart before, but I've worked with people previously that I know would get instantly giddy with excitement looking at this. The meaningle

I've never seen this chart before, but I've worked with people previously that I know would get instantly giddy with excitement looking at this. The meaningless terms, the disconnected-flow-chart-but-not-a-flow-chart, the deluge of acronyms, the weird visuals and the inscrutable words and relationships, it's all there. It's a document I'd attempt to create if I was trying to parody consultants and business shenanigans, but it's real.