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If anyone comes and tries to sell you stuff using a chart that looks like that, better show them the door immediately. That thing seems optimized to cause upper
by isoprophlex 4y ago
If anyone comes and tries to sell you stuff using a chart that looks like that, better show them the door immediately. That thing seems optimized to cause upper management hypnosis by its expertly designed cavalcade of hollow bullshit terminology.
- FridgeSeal 4y agoI've never seen this chart before, but I've worked with people previously that I know would get instantly giddy with excitement looking at this. The meaningless terms, the disconnected-flow-chart-but-not-a-flow-chart, the deluge of acronyms, the weird visuals and the inscrutable words and relationships, it's all there. It's a document I'd attempt to create if I was trying to parody consultants and business shenanigans, but it's real.