Why would you deactivate your Twitter account when you could change the username, biography, and photo on your account, then stand poised with a cutesy handle t

Why would you deactivate your Twitter account when you could change the username, biography, and photo on your account, then stand poised with a cutesy handle to demand that absolutely none of your followers "dox" you as you start tweeting so hard they will eventually have to close a whole ass Russian consulate? (That's what I did.)