One time I had a horrible roommate I hated immensely. She did shit like make a friend of mine cry on her birthday. Her boyfriend broke up with her cause she was

One time I had a horrible roommate I hated immensely. She did shit like make a friend of mine cry on her birthday. Her boyfriend broke up with her cause she was obviously a terrible person, so her response to this was visiting a witch doctor (This is an incident that happened in the third world so bear with me for a moment). His recommendation was to cut an X into limes and put them in the corner of each room in the house. He said if they were intact when she came back home from work, but if they were black when she came back from work then he'd DIE. She told me this with a smile on her face. I was like wow you're an idiot who believes in bullshit which might actually kill someone, fuck you. Called in late to work, went to the store, bought limes, cut X's into each of them and DOUBLED THE LIMES she put in the corners of the house. She left while paying rent for like two months and I had the best time of my life which occurred staying there after.