I used to cross the US border frequently and kept snarky passwords on my laptop and phone, dreaming of the day I’d get to answer honestly with apparent noncompl

I used to cross the US border frequently and kept snarky passwords on my laptop and phone, dreaming of the day I’d get to answer honestly with apparent noncompliance or some remark about the ethics of warrantless searches. Alas, I don’t fall into the demographics they tend to prey on.