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Ancient intergalactic war between two alien civilizations. Facing imminent defeat, Emperor Glurkz resolved to take his foe down with him, and detonated his ulti

• pavlov 4y ago
  Could also be noise from the construction site of the Goe D. Glurkz Intergalactic Tunnel. A notice about this unfortunate disturbance was posted 7,700 years ago in our local municipality Galaxy Hall in downtown Mu Cephei.
  • daveslash 4y ago
    Posted?!? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them. With a flashlight. And the stairs were gone! It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard'.
    • pmontra 4y ago
      We never got to know if there was really a leopard in that room.
• ly3xqhl8g9 4y ago
  No way. It was clearly some intern testing in production the fancy new framework for handling remote total obliteration with no side-effects. Naturally, the side-effects were plenty and extremely local.