"That fuzz in the dryer lint trap is your clothes disintegrating slowly." Right. Always impatient, I have worn out far too many clothes in the dryer instead of

"That fuzz in the dryer lint trap is your clothes disintegrating slowly." Right. Always impatient, I have worn out far too many clothes in the dryer instead of waiting for air drying (dryers are a conspiracy by manufacturers to sell more clothes). ;-)