I find these protests to be absolutely compelling. As soon as I understood the vital connection between Vermeer masterpieces and climate change, the scales were

I find these protests to be absolutely compelling. As soon as I understood the vital connection between Vermeer masterpieces and climate change, the scales were lifted from my eyes. I have turned my life around, sold all my possessions, reduced my carbon footprint to below zero (people actually give me carbon because I'm so zealous), sold my Porsche EVs, and am gluing myself to the statue of Lenin in Seattle at 4pm PST today. You'll be able to recognize me because I'll be the one with a nose ring and pink hair, wearing all black.