Why can't things just be free? Free stuff for everyone everywhere! Yeah! I'd vote for anybody offering me free stuff, even if it came with strings that I wasn't

Why can't things just be free? Free stuff for everyone everywhere! Yeah! I'd vote for anybody offering me free stuff, even if it came with strings that I wasn't aware of until it was too late. If only Hugo Chavez were alive today. He'd know what to do. Sadly, the only playbook all our leaders have to go on are his books.