Ask HN: Contact Form Solution?

I have noticed that most contact forms on websites really suck. Right now, I'm paying a monthly subscription to Hubspot just to use their contact form, and it still sucks. I would like a contact form solution that can do the following, would anyone else like this? 1. Integrate with major CRM systems and Google Sheets; 2. Integrate with major video conference systems to allow for scheduling like Calendly; 3. Integrate with all major PPC/SEM and media platforms to track the lead origin; 4. A/B testing to help me better determine how alterations improve conversion rates; 5. Automated email validation to prevent invalid accidental submissions; 6. Advanced anti-spam functionality; 7. Device and browser level testing to ensure across-the-board compatibility