Love this one: Five precepts of the Soviet intelligentsia (intellectuals): Don't think. If you think, then don't speak. If you think and speak, then don't writ

Love this one: Five precepts of the Soviet intelligentsia (intellectuals): Don't think. If you think, then don't speak. If you think and speak, then don't write. If you think, speak and write, then don't sign. If you think, speak, write and sign, then don't be surprised.