Here's our solution to Fermi's paradox then. We're just so uninteresting, we're being ghosted by the entire universe! (come to think of it, this does sound lik

Here's our solution to Fermi's paradox then. We're just so uninteresting, we're being ghosted by the entire universe! (come to think of it, this does sound like one of the proposed solutions, so we won't be able to call it "the pencilguin's theorem")