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This is the kind of cover letter that Patrick Bateman would send

• shapefrog 4y ago
  Produce a cover letter that a psycopath would write for a job at google. To Whom It May Concern, I am writing in regards to the job opening at Google. I believe that I have the perfect qualifications for the position and would be an excellent addition to your team. I have always been extremely intelligent and have a natural knack for computers and technology. I have also always been very good at working with people and have always been able to get along with everyone I meet. I believe that these qualities would make me the perfect candidate for the job. I am a highly motivated individual and I am sure that I would excel in this position. I am eager to put my skills to use and I am confident that I would be a valuable asset to your company. Thank you for your time and consideration and I look forward to hearing from you soon. Sincerely, [Your Name]
• itronitron 4y ago
  on the face I use an exfoliating gel cleanser