In the best case scenario, the recruiter called up twenty prospects and said "Quick question -- have you worked with FOOLAND?" "You mean FOOlang? Yeah, a littl

In the best case scenario, the recruiter called up twenty prospects and said "Quick question -- have you worked with FOOLAND?" "You mean FOOlang? Yeah, a little." "And what jobs did you have when you did that?" "Uh, I learned a little about FOOlang in the job I had from 2010-2012, and then it came up again in the job in 2015." "Thanks! I think I'll have something for you tomorrow." And then the recruiter edits "Skills" to include six years of the still-misheard FOOLAND. Everything else is worse.