If I were dictator everyone who generalizes about Europe would be forced to hitchhike throughout ALL of Europe, Iceland to the Urals. Additionally, people who

If I were dictator everyone who generalizes about Europe would be forced to hitchhike throughout ALL of Europe, Iceland to the Urals. Additionally, people who hand wring about "America doesn't regulate" some thing that 48+ states regulate but isn't federally regulated would be put in the stocks and the townsfolk be provided with quick reference guides for various niche subsets of state law to throw at them.