Fascinating, and a little creepy. I found this part hilarious: You have to make your own fun. In business papers, I'd often cite Marxist sources. When given a

Fascinating, and a little creepy. I found this part hilarious: You have to make your own fun. In business papers, I'd often cite Marxist sources. When given an open topic assignment on ethics, I'd write on the ethics of buying term papers, and even include the broker's Web site as a source. My own novels and short stories were the topic of many papers -- several DUMB CLIENTS rate me as their favorite author and they've never even read me, or anyone else. Whenever papers needed to refer to a client's own life experiences, I'd give the student various sexual hang-ups.