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Have you seen Steve Jobs lately? We are literally watching the man be eaten away by cancer. I am not sure if he has much of a choice in the matter.
by jm4 18y ago
Have you seen Steve Jobs lately? We are literally watching the man be eaten away by cancer. I am not sure if he has much of a choice in the matter.
- hhm 18y agoWasn't he cured?
- rkowalick 18y agoHe apparantly had a heart attack a couple days ago.
- cstejerean 18y agoAre you talking about the fake CNN iReport?
- cstejerean 18y agoProbably, but there's always a risk that it might come back. Or it could be something else all together. Either way he won't live forever.
- jm4 18y agoYou can't cure cancer. He was successfully treated and I believe the cancer went into remission, but to say the prognosis is grim might be the understatement of the millenium. Less than 5% of those diagnosed with pancreatic cancer survive 5 years. Median survival is only 3-6 months from diagnosis. It is an extremely efficient killer.
- wheels 18y agoMy dad died of pancreatic cancer. All I can say when I see Steve is, "Looks familiar." Sadly.
- LPTS 18y agoYeah. He's skinny. So what. Lots of monks are that skinny. He's obviously nearly completed his metamorphosis into the first of the aliens that will whisk us away in a few years. That doesn't mean he's gonna die, it just means he is becoming so good at manipulating the reality distortion field and his psychic energies that the lower aspects of his body is burning away. He's good. You don't say a caterpillar is dying because it's turning into a butterfly. Steve's Jobs slow transformation into a grey isn't any different then that. You should of read this all on your iPhone already, if you can figure out the secret gesture to unlock it, if you want him to come pick you up with his UFO brethren.