No, I know. I should have just not qualified it as much. Would have been funnier. "I wake up at 4:59 am, 1 minute before my standup". Instead I felt the need

No, I know. I should have just not qualified it as much. Would have been funnier. "I wake up at 4:59 am, 1 minute before my standup". Instead I felt the need to explain exactly what was going on (and that it was self-inflicted).