She may not be joking. I bought a countertop ice maker for my wife, because she is constantly running the fridge out, and she loves to chew ice. I made sure to

She may not be joking. I bought a countertop ice maker for my wife, because she is constantly running the fridge out, and she loves to chew ice. I made sure to get the type made for people who love to chew ice. But it's upstairs, in the master bathroom. I won't have to listen to her chewing ice.