Boss: "I'm sorry, but, you're fired. You're incompetent, you're constantly making mistakes, you've caused immense collateral damage, you've shown no signs of i

Boss: "I'm sorry, but, you're fired. You're incompetent, you're constantly making mistakes, you've caused immense collateral damage, you've shown no signs of improving, and, frankly, you come off as downright evil." Employee: "Have you considered that I'm actually quite competent in all the areas you can't observe?"