> And no, I don't want yet another story about another Amber Alert in Oklahoma (I'm a thousand miles from Oklahoma) or a dismembered body found in a ditch (the

> And no, I don't want yet another story about another Amber Alert in Oklahoma (I'm a thousand miles from Oklahoma) or a dismembered body found in a ditch (the headline didn't specify where). I get the much more positive "a restaurant with food you would like opened" with "and it's somewhere you'll likely never be" revealed when I click on it.