I know what it means; it's a hairstyle for people who can cope with the clippers but can't handle the woodglue anymore. It was more the ugly portmanteau (phone

I know what it means; it's a hairstyle for people who can cope with the clippers but can't handle the woodglue anymore. It was more the ugly portmanteau (phoney!) itself which I objected to. EDIT: although I see now that I did manage to misspell it. How embarrassing.