We've collectively decided that the old way is not good enough. "I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further." I'll come to the office if paid

We've collectively decided that the old way is not good enough. "I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further." I'll come to the office if paid X times current wage to make it worthwhile, and the company wasn't willing to pay the premium.