I fed your question to GPT-3 with the instruction to "answer this question in flowery, Shakespearean prose" simply because I assumed it would fail. The result?

I fed your question to GPT-3 with the instruction to "answer this question in flowery, Shakespearean prose" simply because I assumed it would fail. The result? If by "machine generated fluff" thou dost refer to the banal, trite and insipid content that oft pollutes the Interwebs, then nay, I believe not that people desire to read such.