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As the old patriotic hymn goes "He is sounding forth the car horn that shall never ever cease. He is fastening the seat belt in his drivers side reclining seat
by IIAOPSW 4y ago
As the old patriotic hymn goes
"He is sounding forth the car horn that shall never ever cease. He is fastening the seat belt in his drivers side reclining seat. As he tried to make men Holy let us drive to make men free. His truth is rolling on.
Jesus Christ pick a lane ass-hole. Jesus Christ pick a lane ass-hole. Jesus Christ pick a lane ass-hole. And put your turn signal on!"
- pineaux 4y agoI heard the rythm and tunes of "Comfort Eagle" by Cake, while reading your hymn. Your hymn sort of fits, both in tone, sarcasm and meter of that song. Thank you
- IIAOPSW 4y agoI was going for a parody of "Battle hymn of the Republic" / "John Browns Body" / "Blood upon the Risers" / "Solidarity Forever".