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Now let's play a game before reading the article, do we think these cameras are going to be installed in Knightsbridge where Russian, Middle Eastern and Indian
by SilverBirch 4y ago
Now let's play a game before reading the article, do we think these cameras are going to be installed in Knightsbridge where Russian, Middle Eastern and Indian billionaires' children hang around revving the bollocks off their Ferraris, or are these going to be installed on the outskirts of Grimsby trying to find a way of locking up that kid who's revving a 2003 Skoda Fabia?
Drum roll please... Ah yes, it's Bradford.
Yeah, that's right, they're spending thousands of pounds on noise cameras to address the real issue challenging Bradford- noise pollution. Good thing they didn't get distracted by any trivial issues like 30% of the children in Bradford living in poverty. I'm really glad they're tackling these noisy vehicles, because as we know, they've already solved all the other crime in Bradford. Let me go look that up a second. Ah yes, Bradford, ranked number 1 in the country for violent crime[1]. Hang on a second... that means it's got the most violent crime, not the least. Weird. Guess we need to spend some more time cracking down on those loud exhausts.
[1] https://www.plumplot.co.uk/Bradford-violent-crime-statistics.html https://www.plumplot.co.uk/Bradford-violent-crime-statistics...