He will tell me that the license that governs my entry to the store prohibits this and that I am now banned from the store and police will be called in the futu

He will tell me that the license that governs my entry to the store prohibits this and that I am now banned from the store and police will be called in the future. That is absolutely hilarious. I'm suddenly eager to walk into random Best Buys and try this. If it doesn't work, I'll try purchasing something and leaving without stopping at the receipt checker.