There is, called a PR firm, if you don't want to write up your own blog post and submit it everywhere. Perhaps a consumerized PR firm that takes contract copy

There is, called a PR firm, if you don't want to write up your own blog post and submit it everywhere. Perhaps a consumerized PR firm that takes contract copy editors, submission bots, and some sentiment analysis to gauge the response of a NYT writer to a potential story (two lawyers suing each other far less emotional appeal than kids' xmas gifts getting shut down), and voila. Insta-noise-machine.