[Le me, attempting to replace 'very + x' with single posh word] - "Are you Dr Watson?" - "The very same" - "Ah. Don't you mean ... the indistinguishable?" -

[Le me, attempting to replace 'very + x' with single posh word] - "Are you Dr Watson?" - "The very same" - "Ah. Don't you mean ... the indistinguishable?" - "... no." [Fail]