When I go to an IKEA, I skip the labyrinth and stroll through the warehouse. It’s a different experience, as things are sorted out in seemingly random ways, but

When I go to an IKEA, I skip the labyrinth and stroll through the warehouse. It’s a different experience, as things are sorted out in seemingly random ways, but I am more in control and it’s less crowded. If my wife wants to enter the rats maze I treat it as a video game where the objective is finding and using all the camouflaged shortcuts and fire exits. The kitchen section is lava.