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I know, right? When Oracle bought Sun they forced all the engineers to choose between legal and proctology; I chose the latter. After ten years I’m starting to

by smarks 4y ago

I know, right? When Oracle bought Sun they forced all the engineers to choose between legal and proctology; I chose the latter. After ten years I’m starting to regret my decision. At least Sun wasn’t bought by IBM. (That was actually in play before the Oracle deal.) At IBM they force the engineers to go into Sales. That would have been far, far worse.

aardvark179 4y ago
I’ll buy you a beer at the next JVMLS for each proctology joke you can smuggle into a non draft JEP. :-)
- testmasterflex 4y ago
  Dying here. Is this a meme I’ve missed?
  - buscoquadnary 4y ago
    Well not a meme per se, but I can also tell you've never had Oracle come and perform an audit of your site usage.
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