It is implying that the only exotic place you're going to be able to go to indulge that desire is Disneyland, since your kids won't want to go anywhere else. N

It is implying that the only exotic place you're going to be able to go to indulge that desire is Disneyland, since your kids won't want to go anywhere else. Not true in reality (speaking as a dad), and there's no way to read this other than as a joke example of a decision tree. Almost an advertisement for how decision trees can fail to capture any truly meaningful turning points of a big decision!