I don’t know whose or what philosophy it is but I try to live by “don’t be an asshole”. By extension, “don’t associate with assholes whenever possible” guides

I don’t know whose or what philosophy it is but I try to live by “don’t be an asshole”. By extension, “don’t associate with assholes whenever possible” guides my daily life. Sometimes, I can’t, so “work allows me to do what I like” helps lessen the sting. I’m also far too lazy and unskilled to write satire and admittedly not really patient enough to read it.