Why do these websites always play coy with the details? "It's chocolate, but made from natural, local ingredients, like oats!" Okay, great, and...what else? "Na

Why do these websites always play coy with the details? "It's chocolate, but made from natural, local ingredients, like oats!" Okay, great, and...what else? "Natural things! Like gently roasted and fermented oats, made locally and naturally and organically." Great, so what are the ingredients? "No time, we need to paste more big pictures of actual chocolate!" Same thing with some of these FAQ questions. "Does Nocoa take away from cocoa farmers? Well, <bullshit nonanswer>, but climate change will also hurt them, sorry, also AFFECT them." Why would you ask yourself a question that you don't actually want to answer?