It would be nice to have that kind of job security. The key is to write a program that steals fractions of pennies from the company over time so you can retire

It would be nice to have that kind of job security. The key is to write a program that steals fractions of pennies from the company over time so you can retire early. If a disgruntled employee burns the building down, covering your tracks in the process, so much the better. I wonder if the person in the article was aware they were nearly quoting the protagonist of Office Space?