My only gripe with Debian is the "we do support systemd, but not really, but also we don't fully support not using it, so all packages are an eldritch abominati

My only gripe with Debian is the "we do support systemd, but not really, but also we don't fully support not using it, so all packages are an eldritch abomination of systemd services loading initscripts loading systemd services loading initscripts" situation that keeps making service debugging harder than it has any right to be.