Switch to light beer, and then start alternating light beer with non-alcoholic beer, then have two non-alcoholic beers for every one light beer, and then just d

Switch to light beer, and then start alternating light beer with non-alcoholic beer, then have two non-alcoholic beers for every one light beer, and then just drink only non-alcoholic beer. Then drink sparkling water from a can. Then drink sparkling water from a bottle. Then just drink water.