You're not going to be able to get the one you want for $7.95, but you'd be surprised what you can get for under 1k. You could also take the 37signals route an

You're not going to be able to get the one you want for $7.95, but you'd be surprised what you can get for under 1k. You could also take the 37signals route and slap an hq at the end of your domain and call it day.