I remember when Notes came out and they said "It's Groupware!" and I said "what does it do?", and they just said it does Groupware stuff and I said what does it

I remember when Notes came out and they said "It's Groupware!" and I said "what does it do?", and they just said it does Groupware stuff and I said what does it do? Then more marketing that it was groupware and I said WTF does it do???