A cronjob that replaces /etc/hosts with a version that has Gmail pointing to localhost would do. Now seriously, get help. That's the only way you'll get over i

A cronjob that replaces /etc/hosts with a version that has Gmail pointing to localhost would do. Now seriously, get help. That's the only way you'll get over it. A couple more drinks will be enough to be able to bypass your own firewall. Hope you're doing okay.