How did you get to this part and still think he was serious? > "I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boot

How did you get to this part and still think he was serious? > "I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don't think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God." It's pretty clearly a troll based on the first post, but the replies guarantee it.