From the article: > “chocoriffic” (no one actually uses that one, but maybe they should.) The author is blissfully unaware of a vile concoction made by Dean's

From the article: > “chocoriffic” (no one actually uses that one, but maybe they should.) The author is blissfully unaware of a vile concoction made by Dean's called "Choco-Riffic!", which I used to think contained neither milk nor chocolate, but apparently does after reading the label - there's at least some milk, and cocoa.