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What about giant electromagnets built-into and hidden under the driveway? You could leave the doors unlocked with the keys in the ignition. It may start, but it
by Maursault 4y ago
What about giant electromagnets built-into and hidden under the driveway? You could leave the doors unlocked with the keys in the ignition. It may start, but it won't go anywhere until the emagnet is switched-off. A little hard on the shocks and tires, but peace of mind is priceless.
- paranoidrobot 4y ago> A little hard on the shocks and tires, but peace of mind is priceless. "A Florida man was discovered deceased under his vehicle last week with bizarre injuries. Examination of video from a neighbour's security camera shows he was working under his vehicle at the time when suddenly the vehicle crushed him into the driveway. "
- Maursault 4y agoTragic.
- sidewndr46 4y agoWhat would electromagnets underneath your driveway even accomplish?
- csense 4y agoI think the idea is to magnetically pull the car down so hard it's pinned in place on the driveway. Not really practical.
- Maursault 4y agoCorrect. But how could you have figured that out so effortlessly? In my GGP, I had encoded that secret bit of information in a hard encryption known as the English language. You must have somehow uncovered the key, which was reading comprehension. Well done.
- lazide 4y agoEasy degaussing of any passing credit cards I guess?
- LASR 4y agoOr you could just chain it.