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Tomorrow may well be one of his funniest columns EVER. It may also be his most fun to write. Go Matt! (Vacation can wait a day)
by kwertyoowiyop 4y ago
Tomorrow may well be one of his funniest columns EVER.
It may also be his most fun to write.
Go Matt! (Vacation can wait a day)
- bambax 4y agoSome truly hilarious moments... > Last night Musk tweeted that “Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app,” which sounds exhausting. The app will do everything, but it will start with two functions: You can read tweets, or you can be shot on a rocket into space. Choose wisely. And also: > Is he going to try to raise more money? Is he going to go out to potential investors again and say “changed my mind, Twitter is great now, this’ll be fun, can I pencil you in for $1 billion?” (...) Every little bit helps, no? What does the disclosure document for that investment look like? “Yes Elon Musk has said that Twitter is a dysfunctional fraudulent conspiracy, but everything is fine now, and it’s an accelerant to creating X, the everything app.”