Oh man, this reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend: Me: How was your weekend? Her: Really annoying. I want out to the neighborhood bar with my girl

Oh man, this reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend: Me: How was your weekend? Her: Really annoying. I want out to the neighborhood bar with my girlfriend and this guy kept hitting on me. Me: Did you tell him that the girl you were with is your girlfriend and that you're not interested in guys? Her: Oh hell no! If I do that, then it becomes a challenge for them and they want to prove to me they can convert me to being straight. Me: ... I mean has this ever worked in the history of humanity?