I used to know some people who were pleased that they could received their Aura massage over the phone, as it saved the inconvenience of visiting their Aura mas

I used to know some people who were pleased that they could received their Aura massage over the phone, as it saved the inconvenience of visiting their Aura massage provider in person. For those who are not fully caught up on Gwyneth Paltrow bullshit, an "Aura massage" involves a charlatan waving their hands near you, without touching you.