I've copied a few bits from this and included some clippings as context from The Onion's first year in 1988. Surprisingly, this is (more-or-less) historically a

I've copied a few bits from this and included some clippings as context from The Onion's first year in 1988. Surprisingly, this is (more-or-less) historically accurate. https://twitter.com/ZipBangWow/status/1577326165370769408 https://twitter.com/ZipBangWow/status/1577326165370769408