The conclusion is straight up poetry: > The Onion intends to continue its socially valuable role bringing the disinfectant of sunlight into the halls of power.

The conclusion is straight up poetry: > The Onion intends to continue its socially valuable role bringing the disinfectant of sunlight into the halls of power. And it would vastly prefer that sunlight not to be measured out to its writers in 15- minute increments in an exercise yard.