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> "Alexa, open the exo-skeleton, I need to go to the bathroom" > "I'm sorry, your exo-skeleton has already been opened for the allotted 15 minute break, it wil
by scrlk 4y ago
> "Alexa, open the exo-skeleton, I need to go to the bathroom"
> "I'm sorry, your exo-skeleton has already been opened for the allotted 15 minute break, it will not open again until the end of your shift"
- foobarian 4y agoHeh if you go through the trouble of building an exo-skeleton might as well build in the toilet facilities.
- scrlk 4y ago> "Warning: Your exo-skeleton waste container is full." > "Warning: You have ran out of your free waste container quota for this shift. If you require a new waste container, it will be deducted from your pay" > "Alert: High stress levels detected. You are required to report to an AmaZen(TM) Mindfulness Practice Room [0] for 30 minutes after your shift" [0] https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57287151 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57287151
- renewiltord 4y agoImagine doing all this and not installing a condom cath at least.
- samstave 4y agoI love doing deep puns and somebody getting it to the 11