I am astonished it was found via one of the vanguard/blackrock people (aka google and apple, yeah microsoft is there too), insanely bloated and kludgified, java

I am astonished it was found via one of the vanguard/blackrock people (aka google and apple, yeah microsoft is there too), insanely bloated and kludgified, javascripted web engines, Ohlala! Really surprised! (severe irony).